- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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