- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Carrot fingers

Do u take sugar?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Nice belt.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

JUST KIDDING^

Gangnam style

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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