What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Hey

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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david poredos

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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