- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what is the color of a burp burple

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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