- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

You will not press the like button.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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