A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Justin's humor

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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