What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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