- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Moo! I'm a goat!

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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