- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

A black person walks out of KFC

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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