- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

child labor

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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