- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

a woman votes!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Elizabeth Warren

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats the difference between a frog?

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