what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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