If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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