Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Hahaha

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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