Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Here's another:

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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