- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Rigo your a stupid ass

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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