Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Moooo

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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heads up!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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cancer

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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