why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man walks into a bar.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Cows are land manatees.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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drugs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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