- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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