- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

There's a god, just kidding.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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