- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

i dont like attention whores lol

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

The Detroit Lions

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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