- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

out of your comfort zone

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

lipstick pig

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A women walks into a kitchen.

I told you it would happen

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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