Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

thumb_up thumb_down -8

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -26

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

thumb_up thumb_down +111

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Men's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

thumb_up thumb_down -101

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -125

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops