Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

PATHETIC

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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