Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Anti Joke

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