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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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John Stamos.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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