- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Mitt Romney penis

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

WNBA

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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