If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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full house

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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