If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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69 :)

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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