- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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