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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Take this and put it- No.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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