Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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