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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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