- Anti Joke

Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.