What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The game!

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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