Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Give me thumbs up!

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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xavier stop

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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knock, knock come in

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Anti Joke

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