- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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