Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Anti Joke

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