- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Scott Gomez

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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