- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

I tell an anti joke!.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A horse cantered into a bar.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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