What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Obamacare haters

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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