How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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