- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Ham sandwich

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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