I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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I like hats XD!

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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