i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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My pet rock died.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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this girl died

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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