women have rights

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A women president

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I am on a escalator.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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