How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Okay, one second.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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my mom raped yerr foot

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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