- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

wood cant chuck wood

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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