Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

whats your name? bumder:)

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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