An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Anti Joke

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