What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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thumbs up!

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Anti Joke

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