- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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